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11-23-2008, 11:03 AM
Ancient Indian knowledge
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past Three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo poop. Someone stole tent.'
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
'Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?'
The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'
'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past Three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful
and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we
will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Tonto?'
'You dumber than buffalo poop. Someone stole tent.'