Phoebe
11-16-2007, 01:06 PM
By now you have probably seen the catchy television commercials for Master Card.
They start by identifying some things that people can buy with their
Master Card, then show a moment that is priceless and end by saying,
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master Card."
Friends, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card.
I'm here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.
I'm a card-carrying representative for the MASTER'S CARD.
That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford
the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me. My name is written on
the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from
anywhere in the world. The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard
to list them all. Let me share some of them with you...you might want to
apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is PLENTY OF GRACE. That's right, there is no
preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no
farther than the MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has
ever been offered. The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only"
benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD
is perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires.
Once you're a member you're a member for life....eternal life, that is...Membership has its privileges, you know.
How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD? Dial 1-800-HOLY-BIBLE.
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay. This great
offer won't last forever.
Peace, joy and hope: Invaluable.
Faith, contentment and assurance: Inestimable.
Salvation: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For those, there's the MASTER'S CARD.
So, what's in your pocket?
They start by identifying some things that people can buy with their
Master Card, then show a moment that is priceless and end by saying,
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Master Card."
Friends, I'm not unlike those agencies promoting their favorite credit card.
I'm here to advertise. You see, my life is a commercial for others to see.
I'm a card-carrying representative for the MASTER'S CARD.
That's right, the MASTER'S CARD.
Let me tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid deal. I couldn't afford
the price, so Jesus stepped in and paid it for me. My name is written on
the card for all to see. It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from
anywhere in the world. The MASTER'S CARD has so many benefits it's hard
to list them all. Let me share some of them with you...you might want to
apply for a personal card yourself.
Just for starters there is PLENTY OF GRACE. That's right, there is no
preset limit to the amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places? Then, look no
farther than the MASTER'S CARD. It offers the greatest rate on love that has
ever been offered. The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only"
benefits.
Want real joy despite the difficulties of life? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.
Looking for something you can always rely on in a jam? The MASTER'S CARD
is perfect for you.
Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires.
Once you're a member you're a member for life....eternal life, that is...Membership has its privileges, you know.
How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD? Dial 1-800-HOLY-BIBLE.
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay. This great
offer won't last forever.
Peace, joy and hope: Invaluable.
Faith, contentment and assurance: Inestimable.
Salvation: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. For those, there's the MASTER'S CARD.
So, what's in your pocket?