imported_rachel
04-05-2006, 03:21 PM
Translation
This is what the our babelfish translated pregnancy faq looks like when translated back to English with googlebar - watch out for baby explosions :lol:
Samples Of The Pregnancy
I will enumerate any sample of the pregnancy that has heard speak here, but must warn to him, she I am only indicating of the ' possibility ' of pregnancy. When you obtain a positive test of the pregnancy, you can be 99,9% insurances. When the doctor verifies his embarrassed seeing the baby via ultrasound or oyendo the beat of the heart, you can be the 100% insurance. When the baby explodes really towards outside, there is no doubt on her! Teasing to a side, the ' samples are deceiving. They can be attributed to any thing of the food poisening to badly a case of PMS. Could be the result of the progesterone and hormones of HCG (gonadotropin chorionic human), or could be his each case of the day of the gas. Some pregnancies go close with virtually no symptoms, and some with virtually each imaginable symptom.
Sore and soft chests, enlarged chests, topetones around entrerroscas enlarged (Tubercules de Montgomery), ' blue veins (more evident veins), growing dark of areolas, colostro, fullness, entrerroscas humming
The dulzura of the chests can begin from some days after the concept. Other changes of the chest happen at any time in the first trimester.
The Temperature Of the Body Of the Basil Continues being High
If you plan his bbt, you will notice your rest of the temperature arrives.
Lacked period (Amenorrhoea), Extremely Slight Period, Drain Of the Implantation, Staining
The menstruation is generally absent through its whole pregnancy. You can have a little to stain, menstrual flow scantly. The drain of the implantation can happen between 5 and 10 days after the concept, although only in near 5% of all the women.
The enlarged abdomen, swelling, preventing, enlarged uterus, form of the uterus changed, the blue increase of the weight, lines in the abdomen, growing dark of the line of the navel to pubis (nigra of Line)
In the term of two weeks of the concept its uterus begins to enlarge. The obstacle and the minimum swelling, weigh also can happen. You can begin "to demonstrate" as of 8 weeks. Those that has had a previous pregnancy must be "to explode outside" more soon then of them the first friends of the time accountant. The line of its navel to pubis can appear in his 4to or 5to month. The blue lines can appear in their abdomen as they can in his chests.
Cervix that moderates (sample of Goodell), sample of Chadwick (it tints bluish to the vagina and the cervix), vaginal changes of the unloading
The samples both of Goodell and Chadwick happen in the first trimester. The vaginal unloading can be varied, and a gold unloading is often an early sample of the pregnancy. Guárdese of infections and téngalas treated as soon as possible.
Frequent Urination
Urination frequents begins generally 6-12 weeks after the concept.
The Cravings food, hunger, thirst, Indigestión, Heartburn, constipation, gas, metallic taste in mouth, nausea, Vomitting (disease in the morning, in caulquier moment of the day), Ptyalism (excessive salivation), felt of the increasing scent, something smells nauseous
The disease in the morning appears generally 2-7 weeks after the concept. All these symptoms could explode for above in the first trimester.
Fatigue, Problems Sleeping
Early in pregnany many women are got tired more than generally. Many other symptoms often cause problems when trying to sleep at night, as sore chests that they do it last to obtain comfortable.
Oscillations Of Humor
The basic hormones and anxieties can cause oscillations of humor with outside pregnancy.
Frequent Dolores and pains, backaches, headaches, congested Nosebleeds, noses, problems of but
The hormones, cirulation of the blood, and the load in their body can cause these symptoms in the several hours in pregnancy. The doctor must be called if nobodies of them are severe or persistent.
Accelerating (Fetal Movement), Contractions De Braxton Hicks
The intermittent contractions without pain can happen early in pregnancy, and will increase of frequency. The fetal movement is noticable to begin in 14-20 weeks.
Stretch the marks, veins of the spider, acne, changes of the pigmentación of the skin, face "puffy", red and the palms itchy and the suns, itching, the legs of the sweating, of the eruptions of the heat, bluish and clouded, Varicose grain, change in hair, nails, the etc.
During the whole pregnancy one can be asked who has skin that it is inside!
A month, two weeks takes for my period, had a number of "I sign." I thought that he was embarrassed. I wished to be embarrassed! They stuck me to the computer, reading on the "samples of the pregnancy" and as which the nine next months of my life would be. It calculated the date due hundreds times. Soon, single burp was interpreted as it shows. He was sure that he was embarrassed. After two negative tests of the pregnancy, still I kept a certain hope. Then wine. A period had only jumped. He was heartrendering. The best advice than I can give him is "does not obsess". Calculate when a test of the pregnancy gives an exact reading him and it marks it that date in the calendar. It is not centered in him until that day! The best way to survive the "game that hopes", is to avoid to play it! It is easier to say than it does it. In the half time, if you has any thing as nosebleeds frequent, headaches, or unusual unloading - you must obtain to the doctor.
This is what the our babelfish translated pregnancy faq looks like when translated back to English with googlebar - watch out for baby explosions :lol:
Samples Of The Pregnancy
I will enumerate any sample of the pregnancy that has heard speak here, but must warn to him, she I am only indicating of the ' possibility ' of pregnancy. When you obtain a positive test of the pregnancy, you can be 99,9% insurances. When the doctor verifies his embarrassed seeing the baby via ultrasound or oyendo the beat of the heart, you can be the 100% insurance. When the baby explodes really towards outside, there is no doubt on her! Teasing to a side, the ' samples are deceiving. They can be attributed to any thing of the food poisening to badly a case of PMS. Could be the result of the progesterone and hormones of HCG (gonadotropin chorionic human), or could be his each case of the day of the gas. Some pregnancies go close with virtually no symptoms, and some with virtually each imaginable symptom.
Sore and soft chests, enlarged chests, topetones around entrerroscas enlarged (Tubercules de Montgomery), ' blue veins (more evident veins), growing dark of areolas, colostro, fullness, entrerroscas humming
The dulzura of the chests can begin from some days after the concept. Other changes of the chest happen at any time in the first trimester.
The Temperature Of the Body Of the Basil Continues being High
If you plan his bbt, you will notice your rest of the temperature arrives.
Lacked period (Amenorrhoea), Extremely Slight Period, Drain Of the Implantation, Staining
The menstruation is generally absent through its whole pregnancy. You can have a little to stain, menstrual flow scantly. The drain of the implantation can happen between 5 and 10 days after the concept, although only in near 5% of all the women.
The enlarged abdomen, swelling, preventing, enlarged uterus, form of the uterus changed, the blue increase of the weight, lines in the abdomen, growing dark of the line of the navel to pubis (nigra of Line)
In the term of two weeks of the concept its uterus begins to enlarge. The obstacle and the minimum swelling, weigh also can happen. You can begin "to demonstrate" as of 8 weeks. Those that has had a previous pregnancy must be "to explode outside" more soon then of them the first friends of the time accountant. The line of its navel to pubis can appear in his 4to or 5to month. The blue lines can appear in their abdomen as they can in his chests.
Cervix that moderates (sample of Goodell), sample of Chadwick (it tints bluish to the vagina and the cervix), vaginal changes of the unloading
The samples both of Goodell and Chadwick happen in the first trimester. The vaginal unloading can be varied, and a gold unloading is often an early sample of the pregnancy. Guárdese of infections and téngalas treated as soon as possible.
Frequent Urination
Urination frequents begins generally 6-12 weeks after the concept.
The Cravings food, hunger, thirst, Indigestión, Heartburn, constipation, gas, metallic taste in mouth, nausea, Vomitting (disease in the morning, in caulquier moment of the day), Ptyalism (excessive salivation), felt of the increasing scent, something smells nauseous
The disease in the morning appears generally 2-7 weeks after the concept. All these symptoms could explode for above in the first trimester.
Fatigue, Problems Sleeping
Early in pregnany many women are got tired more than generally. Many other symptoms often cause problems when trying to sleep at night, as sore chests that they do it last to obtain comfortable.
Oscillations Of Humor
The basic hormones and anxieties can cause oscillations of humor with outside pregnancy.
Frequent Dolores and pains, backaches, headaches, congested Nosebleeds, noses, problems of but
The hormones, cirulation of the blood, and the load in their body can cause these symptoms in the several hours in pregnancy. The doctor must be called if nobodies of them are severe or persistent.
Accelerating (Fetal Movement), Contractions De Braxton Hicks
The intermittent contractions without pain can happen early in pregnancy, and will increase of frequency. The fetal movement is noticable to begin in 14-20 weeks.
Stretch the marks, veins of the spider, acne, changes of the pigmentación of the skin, face "puffy", red and the palms itchy and the suns, itching, the legs of the sweating, of the eruptions of the heat, bluish and clouded, Varicose grain, change in hair, nails, the etc.
During the whole pregnancy one can be asked who has skin that it is inside!
A month, two weeks takes for my period, had a number of "I sign." I thought that he was embarrassed. I wished to be embarrassed! They stuck me to the computer, reading on the "samples of the pregnancy" and as which the nine next months of my life would be. It calculated the date due hundreds times. Soon, single burp was interpreted as it shows. He was sure that he was embarrassed. After two negative tests of the pregnancy, still I kept a certain hope. Then wine. A period had only jumped. He was heartrendering. The best advice than I can give him is "does not obsess". Calculate when a test of the pregnancy gives an exact reading him and it marks it that date in the calendar. It is not centered in him until that day! The best way to survive the "game that hopes", is to avoid to play it! It is easier to say than it does it. In the half time, if you has any thing as nosebleeds frequent, headaches, or unusual unloading - you must obtain to the doctor.