Kid Logic

[Timmys mom]

Timmy cracks me up when he explains things sometimes. Because a lot of times he acts as if he's instructing me, but it rarely makes sense.

The other day my sisters were over and we were all out in the backyard. Timmy started sticking these sticks into the ground so they stood up. Finally Gracy started laughing and said "What are you doing Timmy?" And he said very seriously. "I'm planting sticks to grow some chickens." LOL It made us all crack up.

Then last night I was giving Jake a massage and Timmy came up, put his little hand on my shoulder and said very gently. "You have to rub in circles because the train is loud, honey." Me and Jake both just started laughing.

So does anyone else have an imaginative little one? I wanna hear some of your kids logic.

[SupermansLady]

Can't think of anything off hand today, but sure I will come up with something soon.

Gotta love that Timmy!!!! It appears he's super smart like his Mommy and a comedian like his Daddy!!!!

[~Tara~]

oh that's too cute hehehe

I have nothing to share at the moment, surely there's *something*, but, just not coming to mind

cute stuff ;)

[myjoyoverflows]

Timmy cracks me up when he explains things sometimes. Because a lot of times he acts as if he's instructing me, but it rarely makes sense.

The other day my sisters were over and we were all out in the backyard. Timmy started sticking these sticks into the ground so they stood up. Finally Gracy started laughing and said "What are you doing Timmy?" And he said very seriously. "I'm planting sticks to grow some chickens." LOL It made us all crack up.

Then last night I was giving Jake a massage and Timmy came up, put his little hand on my shoulder and said very gently. "You have to rub in circles because the train is loud, honey." Me and Jake both just started laughing.

So does anyone else have an imaginative little one? I wanna hear some of your kids logic.

Huh? 'Cause the train is loud....hehe...someday, I've got to meet him! :lol:

[Ashlee]

LOL! Thats funny!

I can't remember what it was today we stopped and prayed about but Brooke wanted to add her husband and children to the prayer, lol. She is so obsessed with "getting big and married" as she puts it. She already has her wedding partially planned out. She was concerned about there being no flowers at her wedding so I told her there are flowers in the spring. Now she tells me she is going to get married in the spring and she is going to wear my "married dress". When I ask her who shes going to marry she says in a matter of fact "my husband", lol.

[JRBL]

Those are too funny, gals!!! That Timmy sure sounds like a sweetheart! I'll bet the jokes never end! Man, I want a boy! Ha! :)

Helen (my three year old) was telling me that I needed to sit on the floor and watch her strawberry cake movie, well, here, this is how it went...

"Mommy, yoo nee sit down righ heer ::points to floor::, an wach strawberry cake... okay? Yoo unnerstan?? Yoo be good mommy. ::points in my face::"

What am I supposed to say to that??? Part of me says I should scold her for talking to "Mommy" that way, the other half just laughs so hard she wets her pants.... I LOVE three year olds!!!

She also helps me pull my pants up, because when I get dressed each morning, I must seem to weak or stupid to do it on my own... so she stands there grunting and groaning helping me pull my pants up.

My favorite Helen words are, "Whackers" (crackers), "Dog-dogs" (hot dogs), "Awcorn" (popcorn), "peebubber-Jewwy" (peanut butter and Jelly)... and my daughter Emma loved her Peter Pan golden book when she was two, and she called it her, "PEED her pants" book. :) That is an ongoing joke in the family! :)

[Timmys mom]

lol Jen thats so funny! Timmy bosses me and my hubby aqround sometimes too. it's so funny.

Once I was cleaning the shower and he said, mommy you have to stop cleaning in 5 seconds or spanking. Then he started counting and I told him I had to clean the shower. Well I thought that was the end of it but no. He comes over and starts spanking me. I had to stop laughing long enough to tell him he can't spank mommy! lol

[myjoyoverflows]

My favorite Helen words are, "Whackers" (crackers), "Dog-dogs" (hot dogs), "Awcorn" (popcorn), "peebubber-Jewwy" (peanut butter and Jelly)... and my daughter Emma loved her Peter Pan golden book when she was two, and she called it her, "PEED her pants" book. :) That is an ongoing joke in the family! :)

:lol:

[Timmys mom]

Last night I was trying to get Timmy to brush his teeth, but he was busy stuffing his drawings into envelopes. And he said, "Be a kitty, and not a mommy right now." lol.

[melissab24]

Funny stuff. My daughter is our creative one she comes up with things from out of nowhere. I just can not think of anything right now. The other day though she wrote me and my husband both a card saying She loves us and we are like a sun in the sky. I love some of the things she says. :lol:

[mamallama]

Those are too funny, gals!!! That Timmy sure sounds like a sweetheart! I'll bet the jokes never end! Man, I want a boy! Ha! :)

Helen (my three year old) was telling me that I needed to sit on the floor and watch her strawberry cake movie, well, here, this is how it went...

"Mommy, yoo nee sit down righ heer ::points to floor::, an wach strawberry cake... okay? Yoo unnerstan?? Yoo be good mommy. ::points in my face::"

What am I supposed to say to that??? Part of me says I should scold her for talking to "Mommy" that way, the other half just laughs so hard she wets her pants.... I LOVE three year olds!!!

She also helps me pull my pants up, because when I get dressed each morning, I must seem to weak or stupid to do it on my own... so she stands there grunting and groaning helping me pull my pants up.

My favorite Helen words are, "Whackers" (crackers), "Dog-dogs" (hot dogs), "Awcorn" (popcorn), "peebubber-Jewwy" (peanut butter and Jelly)... and my daughter Emma loved her Peter Pan golden book when she was two, and she called it her, "PEED her pants" book. :) That is an ongoing joke in the family! :)

[rotfl] Aw man! This thread is totally cracking me up. Especially this post! Your dd sounds so sweet!!

Timmy sounds like a real pistol too! How funny about him telling you to be a kitty and not a mommy. I bet Gracie feels the same way about me sometimes!! :lol:

Gracie is our little story teller. She can tell some good ones!! Sometimes she talks so much and so long it is honestly hard to pay attention to everything she is saying. LOL I will try to post next time she comes up with one! Every day it is something - what an imagination our little ones have! :D

[savedbygrace]

I've been teaching Abby about lying. Well this morning, she got into my ranch corn nuts and I asked her if those were good. she said "yes and they're not hot" I replied "I know they're not hot, they taste yummy" she then said "well you lied to me, you said they were hot" "No I didn't"
"you sure did, you did not tell the truth" she said. So I asked her when did I tell her that and she said "tomorrow you did"

I just started laughing and said sorry. She's still learning her past, present and future! :D

[Timmys mom]

Aww thats cute!

Today I was trying to get Timmy to try some new food, and he didn't want to. Everytime I would start to tell him to take a bite he would say, "Wait, I have something to tell you." And I would say, "what is it?" and he would say "I don't know." This went on several times and then he finally said "Thanks for being so patient." lol. He's never told me that before! I couldn't help but laugh. Those were fitting words.

[SupermansLady]

Well, I've got something. Not really funny, but too sweet to overlook.

Last night, I got to spend a few hours with my 3 year old at my parents house. We were outside playing with his cat and he said, "Mommy, did you know that Mr. Tom Tootles (the cat) had a sore paw?"

"No. Is it ok now?"

"He's all healed up now."

"Did you and Grammy put medicine on it and make it better?"

"Nope. God healed him. You know, that's what God does. He heals us when we are hurt and he loves us when we are lonely."

This pregnant mom just had to cry and be so thankful that my sweet little boy is already so aware of how Great a God we serve.

[mamallama]

Aww thats cute!

Today I was trying to get Timmy to try some new food, and he didn't want to. Everytime I would start to tell him to take a bite he would say, "Wait, I have something to tell you." And I would say, "what is it?" and he would say "I don't know." This went on several times and then he finally said "Thanks for being so patient." lol. He's never told me that before! I couldn't help but laugh. Those were fitting words.

I truly believe that God works through our kids too. One day Gracie told me that she prayed to God and asked him to make me happy so I wouldn't be mad anymore. :shock: [crwy] It was odd when she told me that because I didn't remember being upset that day. But something must have happened to make her feel that way. It made me feel like a heel. :cry: But I bet you one thing - I am more conscious of my attitude toward the kids now!

[mamallama]

Well, I've got something. Not really funny, but too sweet to overlook.

Last night, I got to spend a few hours with my 3 year old at my parents house. We were outside playing with his cat and he said, "Mommy, did you know that Mr. Tom Tootles (the cat) had a sore paw?"

"No. Is it ok now?"

"He's all healed up now."

"Did you and Grammy put medicine on it and make it better?"

"Nope. God healed him. You know, that's what God does. He heals us when we are hurt and he loves us when we are lonely."

This pregnant mom just had to cry and be so thankful that my sweet little boy is already so aware of how Great a God we serve.

Oh goodness! That is good. Sometimes I feel like God gives our children a special kind of spiritual wisdom. Maybe it is because they are so innocent and pure. Only God knows.

[Timmys mom]

Awww, Katie thats awesome. :D

[mamallama]

Jonethan had just woken up from nap and Gracie went in to check on him. She reported back to me as I was finishing up on my laptop. Here is what she had to say:

"Mama, I asked brodder if he has bad problems with headaches and he said 'no'. Then I asked brodder if he had troubles with work and he said 'no'. Then I asked brodder if he had poo poo in his diaper and he said 'yes'. So you need to go change him, okay mommy?"

LOL [rotfl]

[mamallama]

Here's another one... Gracie comes up to me with a Curious George doll in one arm and a Cabbage Patch doll in the other. "Mama, this is my baby (motions to CP doll) and this is brodder's baby (motions to CG doll). This baby was in my belly and this baby was in brodder's belly." LOL She hasn't completely gotten the concept yet. :wink:

[SupermansLady]

Oh kids and the "facts of life"....can't wait to get to that point with my boys. It should be interesting.

[savedbygrace]

All of those are so wonderful! Sometimes I feel like Abbys faith is bigger than mine! KWIM? I love it! We were going to bed the other night and my dd has ecgzima (sp?)(really really dry skin) and she was just scratching and scratching. And I said "abby why are you scratching so bad?" She said "See Mom, see my legs? God gave me these legs and they are sooooo scratchy!" LOL
So I put vaseline on them and she said"thanks mom, it feels better now"

[mamallama]

Awww! Totally cute! :) I always get itchy and scratchy mixed up too. LOL :lol:

[Timmys mom]

That is so funny what Gracie asked her brother! lol

I burnt my arm on the stove yesterday and Timmy was looking at it and asked if it hurt. And I told him only if it gets next to something hot. And he started petting my arm and said in the most sympathetic, pathetic little voice "Aww, you poor little thing mama, you poor little thing mama." I just started cracking up!

[Heistheloveofmylife]

My youngest son wanted something done. He asked his sister. She said in a minute. he said a minute is too long!

[Godzgirl]

Something that made me crack up the other day was when i was telling hannah it was time for bed she told me "no mommy i'm not tired, i'm awake." :lol:

Something else that made me and my dh crack up was when she told him to go to bed and go to sleep when she saw that he was being grumpy. :lol:

[Heistheloveofmylife]

kids say the darndest things!

[mamallama]

Just a little bit ago Gracie came up to me with her stuffed bear and he had a toy bandaid on. She was talking about how he did very well at the doctor and so she gave him a toy to comfort him. I said, "Oh! You are such a good little Mama!" She said, "Yes...but they forgot to give me a rose at church!" (You see...they gave one long-stemmed rose to each Mother at church for Mother's Day.):lol:

[Godzgirl]

Just a little bit ago Gracie came up to me with her stuffed bear and he had a toy bandaid on. She was talking about how he did very well at the doctor and so she gave him a toy to comfort him. I said, "Oh! You are such a good little Mama!" She said, "Yes...but they forgot to give me a rose at church!" (You see...they gave one long-stemmed rose to each Mother at church for Mother's Day.):lol:


Awww...poor mama, she didn't get a rose. :lol: So cute! :D

[GabrielsMommy]

All of those stories are so cute! my son isn't old enough yet to have funny stories. Although I have a couple my mother told me about my sister who apparently was pretty funny. So I've been told one day when my mother and sister were visiting my great grandmother my sister started asking about all the children that my gramma had. she told nancy ( my sister ) that she had nine children. my sister sat there and thought about it for a while then said and only one husband? Another time she was visiting my great grandmother again and it was my gramma's birthday my sister asked how old she was and my grandmother said 90 years old, again my sister sat there and thought about it and then said so your almost dead! HAHA apparently my grandmother thought that was hilarious. good thing she had a great sense of humor. My G. Gramma lived on to be 106. I don't think I would like to live that long honestly.

[mamallama]

OH my!! :shock: :lol: Glad she had a sense of humor!! She sounds like she was an amazing lady! (your g'grandma)

[Jypsi]

Well Ladies, my kids are 17 & almost 13, and unfortunately I can't any of the funny things they said to save my life. [whatsmack] I truly hope you are recording some of their day to day lives as well as 'special' days (well they are ALL special) because you never want to forget those days either!!!

[cry]

[harmony5]

One of my favorite funny stories is about ds Alex, who is now almost 11. When he was about 3, he was acting up so I sent him to time out. Usually in time out, he'd calm down and behave. Well, this particular time, he started crying and wouldn't stop even after I told him "crying wouldn't change my mind." :wink: Finally, I told him if he'd quit crying he could get up and that would be the end of it. He told me he couldn't quit crying. I asked him why and he said because he was ashamed of himself for the way he'd been acting! [rotfl] [rotfl] [rotfl] I guess at some point in his 3 little years he heard someone say that and picked it up. I died laughing!! He's always been my silly one.

Lori :D

[Timmys mom]

ROFL! That is too cute!