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cjropher
01-09-2007, 10:00 AM
I thought we had a thread on this but couldn't find it! It would be a fun one to sticky I think, but I'll let the mods decide on that one! Oh I picked this area because this is usually the age where they say the funniest things but if it should be moved, please do so. So what have your kids said that cracked you up?

The other day ds was talking to us with his "ancient wisdom" I turned to dh and said that ds had an answer for everything. Dh turned to me and told me that ds would solve world hunger. Then he turned to ds and asked him, "how would you solve world hunger?"

Ds: I would need a big truck and a big kitchen and I would cook hamsters for everyone who is poor and doesn't have enough food.

Dh: Do you mean hampers?

Ds: Yeah, I would cook hamsters, but I have to wait until I grow up!

4Angelz
01-09-2007, 11:28 AM
well, last month my dd proceeded to tell my MIL that when she grew up she was going to be Shannon (me) and her husband was going to be Manny (dh). I thought it was hillarious! [rofllol]

cjropher
01-09-2007, 10:30 PM
Today I was babysitting a 5 year old who knows I'm expecting. He looks at me and asks, are you going to name this baby a boy or a girl? LOL It was so cute and innocent! Can you imagine if that's how it really worked though? Yikes!

jengrant
01-12-2007, 02:49 PM
My 2 year old is just a jabber jaw, but a few months ago I started calling him a silly goose when he would act silly, but instead of repeating "silly goose" he started saying " funny goose!".

RYLEES MOM
01-14-2007, 02:06 PM
The other day we were eating lunch and my dd said she wanted up. She is 23 months. This is how our mini conversation went:

Me: Are you done?
DD: Done
Me: Or do you want more
DD: More
Me: Which one?
DD: Two

They are so funny. All she heard out of my last question was one and her response was 2. They're all so smart

tiffany
01-17-2007, 12:17 PM
Yeah my ds #1 who is 2 and a half and my ds who is 4 months were in the car with us the other day. He was happily singing baby beluga, looking out the window, and bopping his head to the music. He seemed to totally tune out his younger brother who was screaming! Then all of a sudden he turns to us stopped singing and says "It's really loud"

4Angelz
01-17-2007, 03:11 PM
Tiffany wrote:

Yeah my ds #1 who is 2 and a half and my ds who is 4 months were in the car with us the other day. He was happily singing baby beluga, looking out the window, and bopping his head to the music. He seemed to totally tune out his younger brother who was screaming! Then all of a sudden he turns to us stopped singing and says "It's really loud"

[rofllol] [rofl] very funny stuff!

mom n luv
01-17-2007, 10:37 PM
We often give Ben, our 23 month old, "zerberts" by blowing on his tummy.

Well, the other day I was nursing Erik, our 5 month old, and Ben walked in and said "Erik, zerbert, Mommy" He then proceeded to attempt to give me a zerbert just like Erik was doing. Poor Erik was quite upset when I stopped feeding him and started crying becaues I was laughing so hard.
[rotfl] [rotfl] [rotfl] [rotfl]

jessgr
01-20-2007, 10:13 AM
These are all so sweet!

The other day as we were drinving we stopped by a lady who was smoking. DD asked me, "Why is the lady was putting the hot pen in her mouth?"

justmeNmine
01-22-2007, 09:05 AM
We have a book "Everyone makes mistakes" and the other day I said that phrase to my son; he said "You makes mistakes, too, mama; your "steaks" are yummy!!"

Kensbev
01-25-2007, 10:43 AM
We've been playing Where's Audrey? with Audrey since she was a baby. The other day, my husband was tucking her in bed and playing that with her (it still hasn't gotten old in 2-1/2 years) when she threw the blanket over *his* head and asked, "Where's Daddy?"

lovemykids
01-25-2007, 11:25 AM
SUnday evening we were at my parents and my dd starting telling her childrens church lesson to my mom and dad:

dd: hannah wanted a baby

me: well who did hannah ask for a baby

dd: She asked God

me: did she have a baby

dd: yup

me what did she do with the baby

dd: she gave it back!!


She forgot to say the when he got big and strong part! My parents were rolling!

cjropher
01-25-2007, 11:44 AM
LOL I wish we could capture the look of absolute confidence and assurance that they are right!

kymommy
01-25-2007, 04:10 PM
Not sure when this happened, but my 10 yo has taught her 7 yo sister to call her "your highness". Note to self, have talk with 10 yo.

mumof3boyz
01-25-2007, 06:53 PM
jessgr, your post reminded me of the last time we flew. Ds was 3 already & he was studying the lights above our seats - seatbelt, no smoking, etc. He pointed to the no smoking one and said, "That one means no snoring." I just bust up!

The other day I was getting upset at him over something, and raising my voice. He looked at me sincerely and said, "Mommy, you need to take a deep breath." (And no, I've never actually said that to him, but apparently dh does when ds is crying hysterically!)

tiffany
01-26-2007, 08:00 AM
that's so funny that's what we say to ds (who is 2.5) when he's hysterical. he hasn't said it back to us...yet :wink:

ChelleFish
01-26-2007, 01:41 PM
We have a young golden lab named Bud. He has not yet been neutered, but it is on our list of things to do in the very near future.

The other night, he got, well, excited as unneutered dogs do from time to time and my 2 1/2 yr old son was on the floor playing and he said, "Bud potty?"

JohnnTimmysMom
01-31-2007, 06:00 PM
DH and I were telling the boys the story of the fiery furnace during our nightly devo time. As we were trying to get the boys to fill in the blanks,

DH: Okay, remember the three guys who would not worship the idol but would only worship God?

DS1: Shadrack

DS2: Meshack (forgive my spelling, I don't have a Bible right here at my computer)

DH: Yes, and the last one was

Ds1: A BILLY GOAT! (Abednego)

Shadrack, Meshac, and A billy goat!
Of course it cracked us up!

mom2
01-31-2007, 07:00 PM
Today my dd was so tired that when she was watching little mermaid that she rolled over and told me that her eyes were falling. She couldn't keep her eyelids open.

02-01-2007, 10:57 PM
Today we were talking about eye colors and my 3yr old dd said her eyes were blue and asked me what color mine are and i said hazel....she said there not Basil!!! :lol:

Ren
02-04-2007, 08:34 PM
tonight we were reading from the bible about what heaven won't have. I emphasized that there will be no more night. My 31/2 year old repeated after me but, was just half heartly copying what I said, then the light went on and she excited asked, "no more bedtime?!" ha,ha! -ren

Timmys mom
02-05-2007, 10:35 PM
Aww, thats so cute Ren!

Godzgirl
02-05-2007, 10:47 PM
tonight we were reading from the bible about what heaven won't have. I emphasized that there will be no more night. My 31/2 year old repeated after me but, was just half heartly copying what I said, then the light went on and she excited asked, "no more bedtime?!" ha,ha! -ren

:lol: I'm sure that's every kids dream. :D

cjropher
02-06-2007, 02:36 AM
Tonight at supper, ds said that one day I would be a grandma (he's 4 :shock: ). So I asked what had to happen for me to be a grandma.

"you have to live in a big house with lots of bedrooms." :?: Really strange seeing as neither my parents or inlaws live in big houses! LOL He did come up with the answer on his own. So we pushed him farther, asking what will Grandma and Grandpa be called by your kids? (my inlaws are visiting, so if I have to be a grandma, they better be greats!) (We call great grandparents Opa and Oma). He struggled on this one, so I started saying O... Oh Canada? he responded! LOL Yep, let's go see O Canada today!

Godzgirl
02-11-2007, 08:05 PM
This is one that happened when i was pregnant with hannah and i was at the baby shower that the ladies at church threw for me. I was sitting down talking to one of the ladies and her son started to run around us. She told him to be careful because i was pregnant. He stopped and looked at me and she told him, "see her baby is inside her belly." Then he looks at her and askes "mom, why did she eat her baby?" [rofl] [rofllol]

Ren
02-12-2007, 01:26 PM
godzgirl- BWAHhahhahahhahha! that's hilarious!!!!

O Canada sounds like a great grandparent title to me=)

ChelleFish
02-20-2007, 01:04 PM
My son has taken a liking to lick-a-fish...or as I like to call it, licorice.

RachelinLA
02-20-2007, 06:25 PM
I keep a tab of the cute things my kid's say - allthough I have miserably failed to keep it up to date! This is one of my last entries from about 2 years ago! Kaylis was barely 4 at the time...

Kaylis has been talking a lot about boyfriends. She is laying on the living room floor drawing on her magna doodle and chatting again about boyfriends. I ask her what a boyfriend is, curious as to what she is thinking. She tells me that a boyfriend always has a princess. Cinderella had a prince boyfriend and Belle had a prince boyfriend, but not all boyfriends are princes, sometimes it’s a prince boyfriend and sometimes it’s just a boyfriend. She’s complicated, I laugh to myself then ask her what a boyfriend does. She tells me, “A boyfriend has true love and always wins fights.” Ah, there you have it – the heart of a girl. So now I have to know what a girlfriend does, well according to Kaylis, “A special girlfriend just stands back when her boyfriend is fighting the monster… cause princesses actually don’t like to be eaten.” Oh but, “Some princesses help their boyfriends fight because their boyfriends aren’t good at it.” :-)

And this one too:
“Mom,” Kaylis asked from the table where she was eating her lunch, “are cats sweet?” I looked over at our cat, who I had just spent all day trying to smack for clawing up my couch and all I could muster in response was, “It depends on who you ask I guess.” As I went back to loading the dishwasher I heard her little voice pipe up again, “Well, are some cats spicy then?”

Timmys mom
02-21-2007, 10:35 PM
Aww I love her take on boyfriends and girlfriends lol :D

RachelinLA
02-23-2007, 09:41 PM
OMG :shock:

The kids were acting up and I went to chastise them and I took the spatula with me because it was in my hand since I was cooking. Kaylis saw the spatula and jumped a little, so (since sometimes I spank her with a cooking spoon) I said, "This is for cooking, not spanking - don't worry I'm not going to spank you."
I thought she'd be relieved but instead she looked at me with HUGE eyes and said, "You're going to cook us?!?!?!?!"

LOL

mumof3boyz
02-23-2007, 10:59 PM
LOL... that's happened to me too with the spatula... but ds didn't make the cooking connection. He's looked at me with huge eyes, before I realized what I had in my hand!!

Timmys mom
02-23-2007, 11:48 PM
lol Rachel thats funny!

Mommy37
03-03-2007, 11:07 PM
[rofl] Today, I told my DS who is 31/2 to put his pants on.
He replied, "Na, Na, Na, Boo, Boo, That's What Kid's Say!" [whatsmack]

cjropher
03-06-2007, 01:02 PM
J (my 4 year old) was suddenly really quiet so I asked what he was up too. "Oh, I'm just watching a ladybug." So I started thinking that was a lesson... I'll kill any bug when I see it (or at least trap it for dh to kill LOL) without examining it. It's a bug. Anyway, while I'm pondering the lesson ds is teaching me, he continues, "they are really cute, I'm waiting until I can kill it." Sigh, so much for the lesson I thought I was learning LOL. So now he's planning on how to kill this really cute ladybug (oh, and "it's cool how they climb stuff isn't it?") but he doesn't want to feel it through a kleenex and we have no flyswatter here right now.

Decisions decisions... do I now teach him about the sanctity of life (I mean ladybugs are good) or allow him to kill a bug that's in my house! LOL

JoyLynn
03-06-2007, 02:49 PM
LOL! :lol: Jay, your ladybug story reminded me of something Chloe' did when she was about 18 months old. Our state had been inundated with ladybugs, so we were finding them in the house every day. I think they're cute, btw. :D Anyway, one day I see Chloe' crawling slowly on my bedroom floor, facing away from me, and saying 'vrooooom-vroooooom' in her cute, squeaky little voice. I absent mindedly asked her what she was plalying, and her response... "I make the buggies go faaaast!" She was *ahem* driving ladybugs. [rotfl]

[loveflag]

Joy [welcomewave]

Timmys mom
03-06-2007, 03:10 PM
LOL thats cute!

cjropher
03-06-2007, 04:36 PM
Joy, I am literately LOL! That is way too cute. Ds didn't kill the ladybug by the way. According to him, it died on its own. "Did you kill the ladybug?"

J: No, it just died by itself.
Me: Oh, how did that happen?
J: Well it fell and then it didn't move, so I think it died
LOL

JoyLynn
03-06-2007, 04:50 PM
Awww... what a good boy, Jay. :lol: Chloe', on the other hand, had little body parts of the ones that didin't survive the ride all around her. I was actually kinda horrified when I first saw killing field. :shock: [rotfl]

[loveflag]

Joy [welcomewave]

4Angelz
03-10-2007, 10:45 PM
Last night Analiese (my 3yo dd) brings me the Bible and says, "Mommy, this is God's book! And you and daddy got naked!" :shock: MIL is sitting across the room, so I'm shocked, appalled and not to mention, completely puzzled. So I said, "What did you say?" and Analiese says, "This is God's book and you and daddy got naked in there." MIL looks at me calmly and explains that the Bible is illustrated and she thinks that Adam and Eve are me and dh. :roll: Then Analiese shows me the pics of Adam and Eve and says, "See... That's daddy and that's you."

Phew! I was really scared there for a minute. I thought, where did I go wrong. :?

Trisha
03-14-2007, 11:30 AM
I bought this book for myson titles "Hands are not for Hitting" The other day at his nap time he gota spanking for disobeying. Through the sobs he said to me "Mommy, hands are NOT for hitting!"

It was all I had not to laugh. I had to explain the difference of discipline and hitting out of anger to hurt.

ChelleFish
03-30-2007, 04:50 PM
Went out to eat for husband's birthday. When we were ready to go, our 2.5 year old son stood up on the booth and waved, shouting, "Bye people! Bye people!"

savedbygrace
04-05-2007, 05:24 PM
One day Abby who was 2.5 at the time was standing at my dresser putting on my make-up. My DH walks in and says "what are you doing"? my dd replies "I'm becoming a woman!"

Another one: I was teaching her the B-I-B-L-E song and she was singing it while she was playing by herself...."I stand alone, on my TIPPY TOES, the B-i-b-l-e"

Timmys mom
04-05-2007, 11:03 PM
Aww thats so cute!

XeraRose1
05-03-2007, 01:14 PM
My 3 yr old daughter and I went for a walk in the woods the other day. As we passed a pine tree, she said, "Mommy, look, a pickle tree!" I was confused and asked her why she called it a pickle tree. She said because it has pickles all over it. I said "Pickles??" even more confused. "Yes, pickles and torns!" - I then realized she meant 'prickles and thorns,' like Dora says on her tv show. But now pine trees are "pickle trees."

Other favorite phrases
-Mommy, my hands are flying!
-My tummy's hungry.
-My bum's making noisies!
-I want a pinkpink (pancake)
-Scuzie-mama (Excuse me - my dad once said Excusez-moi, which is French for excuse me.)

What is your list, that makes you crack up everytime you think of it?

JRBL
05-03-2007, 01:18 PM
I've got some funny toddler words and such!

Helen's favorite words are:

-Dog-Dogs (hot dogs)
-Awcorn (popcorn)
-Wackers (crackers)
-Dapper (diaper)

My eldest called Peter Pan, Pee'd her pants... we STILL get a kick out of that one!!

XeraRose1
05-16-2007, 11:28 AM
I decided to make sugar cookies with my daughter. I rolled out the dough and got the cookie cutter shapes out and let her press the shapes out. She spoiled one, and I said, 'Oh, that's a bad cookie, here,' and I gave the little piece of dough to her to eat.

I turned to grab the pan to put the cookies on it, and when I turned back, she was grabbing handfuls of cookie dough to put in her mouth. I didn't whether to laugh or be mad. I took the dough out of her hand and said, no this is for cookies.

She looked at me and said, 'But mom, ookie dokie is yummy'

All through the session, she's like, mom, I want more ookie dokie (cookie dough).

I just had to laugh! Kids are sooo cute!

JohnnTimmysMom
05-17-2007, 10:58 AM
My twin 5 yr old boys and I were in Belk waiting for my husband to pay for some things when an older woman walking with a cane came up and stood beside us. My TImmy looked up at me and said with such innocence,"Mommy, why is she so old?" THe lady just grinned with laughter as I replied, "Because God has blessed her with many many days of life." The woman added, "And bad knees, too, hunny!"

Godzgirl
05-17-2007, 02:12 PM
My 3yr old daughter went with me to the starbucks drive thru by our house and when we got the window to pay for my frappicuino, Hannah gets her wallet and pulls out a business card she was playing with and stretches out her arm as to give the lady the card and says "capuccino please." :lol: It was funny and cute and so unexpected. :lol: [teafortwo]

Timmys mom
05-17-2007, 03:10 PM
aww thats so cute Vanessa!

Blessed 2 B Zoe
05-19-2007, 06:13 AM
I have just seen this post but I had to tell you what my DD said to me a few months ago. Bear in mind that my DD is 3 and very intelligent and also very very cheeky.

We went away on a christian weekend with church and the hotel we were staying in had a swimming pool. I was determined that I was not getting in that pool fo no one but gave in just in time to take her in for the last day. Any way I went to Boyes a department store to buy a swimming costume and the only one that I could buy was 1 size smaller than me but I assumed that it would strectch and proceeded to the till. When we got there and I was just about paying when Sinead announced really loudly that I could not buy the swimming costume because my bum is too big. I was horrified there was about 3 people in the line behind me :oops: I did not know where to put my face, even the till assistant was laughing. It was definalty one of these moments [whatrunningscared]

[rofl] [rotfl] [rofl] [rotfl] [rofl] [rotfl] [rofl] [rotfl] [rofl] [rotfl]

Kensbev
06-15-2007, 05:46 PM
I just bought a praise DVD to play for the kids in the car called "Baby Praise". It plays praise songs with Baby-Einstein type stuff in the background. Yesterday, while it was playing "God of Wonders", my almost three year old started singing along. "You are HORSEY, HORSEY!" :lol: I know I should have helped her with her pronunciation, but I just had to laugh.

RachelinLA
06-16-2007, 11:52 AM
Bev that is GREAT! Haha.

Well the other day I was swimsuit shopping and I had my 2 year-old DS in the changing room with me. I didn't take my underwear off but I was trying bottoms on and all the sudden he yelled, "Mommmmmmmyyyyy I see your penis!" LOL. I laughed and told him that I don't have a penis - you should have seen the look of confusion on his face! Poor kid! Then he just said, "Oh."

Kensbev
06-17-2007, 02:32 PM
Oh, I can just imagine what the other women in the changing room were thinking! :lol: Good one!

cre8tivemommie
07-03-2007, 03:38 PM
when my ds was about 2 1/2 we were in the grocery store and I was walking away from him to get some eggs...the convo went like this...

DS: Where mommy going?

DH: To get eggs.

DS: MOMMY!

Me: Yes.

DS: MOMMY GET BACK HERE! MOMMY GET BACK HERE NOW! 1.....2....3.....YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER!!

DH: Laughing hysterically....as well as everyone in the isle!!

ChelleFish
07-05-2007, 05:42 PM
Last night, I had a bowl of pretzel sticks. My 3 YO son came up and took one from my bowl, popped it in his mouth and said, "Look, Mama, I sharing!" About two minutes later he did the same thing and said, "Good boys share!"

It was so cute that I didn't have the heart to tell him I was actually the one who was sharing :wink:

PianoMama
07-09-2007, 10:02 AM
So, my ds is 26 months old and is always saying that he's scared of the trashman. This has been going on for maybe about 3 or 4 weeks.

Anyway, this morning DH and I were awakened to the sound of the carbon monoxide detector! :shock: So, I woke up ds and took him downstairs to the porch to get fresh air incase the detector was right. DH checked the detector and put new batteries in it to see if that was the issue (It turned out it was...). Meanwhile, ds was asking what dh was doing, "Doing, Papa?". I told ds that he was protecting us because that was his job. I then turned to ds and said, "If Papa doesn't protect us, who will??" He looked up at me and said, "trashman"!!!

I guess maybe you had to be there, but that coupled with the relief of no carbonmonoxide, made us burst into giddy, very sleepy laughter!! :lol:

Cheeseburger
07-09-2007, 01:31 PM
My 3 yo nephew has an amazing grasp of Revelation LOL. Someone mentioned something bad happening (i think something in the news) as us adults were talking about the evil in the world, and he decided to chime in:

nephew: "That's ok dad, because pretty soon, God is going to throw the devil in the water!!"
His dad: "uh.... water.... okaaaaaay...."
Me: "The water?"
nephew: "Yeah the water fire!!!"
Me: "Oh you mean the LAKE of fire?"
nephew: "Yeah, the lake of fire! the water fire!!"

It was too cute I totally can see how he would get "water" from "lake" LOL. I guess he pays more attention to the bible studies we have w/ his parents than we thought :-)

RachelinLA
07-09-2007, 02:06 PM
I have my Bible study every other week and I put the kids to bed before hand. Last time the next morning Kaylis saw some pamphlets on my table next to the couch and she said, "Mom, is this what you were talking about when you said 'Well does anyone want one of these?'" I was flabergasted because I said that at the END of our study - lol - meaning she hears a lot more than I think she does! Sometimes we talk about personal matters (being an all girl Bible study that makes sense ;).

Phoebe
11-16-2007, 03:53 PM
I have the funniest story ever!

When my dd was 4 I was pregnant with my ds and dh and I use to take her with us to the dr.'s appointment so that she could see her brother.

One day I picked her up from school and we were getting on the bus to go to the ferry and we got on the same bus at the same time every day so the driver would say hello to us. Well that day he asked her what she was learning and school and what she did.

So instead of her telling him what she did in school she starts to tell him about the Dr.'s appointment last night.

The Conversation went like this:

dd: Last night I went to the dr's with my mommy and daddy to see my brother.

Bus Driver: Oh wow that must have been so nice. I bet you liked seeing your brother.

dd: Yes I can't wait for him to come out.

Bus Driver: I know that you are going to be a great big sister.

dd: and you know that before we saw my brother my mom had to lay down and the dr. had to stick his hand in my mommy's

So I quickly covered her mouth not knowing what she was going to say. I told her Alyssa certain things you don't repeat okay.

dd: Okay mommy but I was going to say that he stuck his hand inside your belly button as he was putting on the cream to wake my brother up.

The whole bus brusted out with laughter and I was more embarrassed than anything else I thought she was going to say something else! [whatsmack][whatsmack][whatsmack]

kanaclark
11-16-2007, 05:20 PM
too funy, but seriously, not a risk you would wanted to take anyway. :-)

Jessy
11-19-2007, 10:40 PM
I thought this was cute and had to share. My nephew who is 4 was napping on the couch the other day and his mom told him to wake up because it was getting to late in the evening to be napping. He said "mom, I'm not napping, I'm laying here quietly with my eyes closed" [rofl]

Godzgirl
11-19-2007, 11:54 PM
hehehe...that's cute.:-D

Phoebe
11-20-2007, 08:18 AM
I thought this was cute and had to share. My nephew who is 4 was napping on the couch the other day and his mom told him to wake up because it was getting to late in the evening to be napping. He said "mom, I'm not napping, I'm laying here quietly with my eyes closed" [rofl]

that is too funny!

B.J.
11-20-2007, 11:14 AM
[rofl]These kids say the funniest things are so funny I just have to share one too.
When my daughter Liberty was three I went to pick her up from pre-school. I walked in the door and the teacher came up to me. She put her hand on my arm and said, "I just want you to know that were here for you if you need us."
"okay" I replied as I looked at her totally confused.
"Well Liberty's been tlking" the teacher replied quietly. Oh no I thought what could she be saying that is causing this kind of sympathy, the teacher contined, "Liberty said that her daddy had to go to jail last night and he has to go back every night and they let him out during the day" She then looked at me and said quite sincerely "Is it like a work release program."
Well when she said this I burst out laughing, "Well sort of" I replied, "I realease him to go to work. My husband works for the Sheriff's department. He's the medical officer and he had to work a night shift for a few weeks."
The teacher started laughing so hard I thought she was going to cry. Now we make a special point to explain to Liberty what her Daddy does with his time.[clapping]

Jessy
11-20-2007, 11:30 AM
BJ, that is hilarious! Kids are to funny :mrgreen:

Phoebe
11-20-2007, 11:42 AM
[rofl]These kids say the funniest things are so funny I just have to share one too.
When my daughter Liberty was three I went to pick her up from pre-school. I walked in the door and the teacher came up to me. She put her hand on my arm and said, "I just want you to know that were here for you if you need us."
"okay" I replied as I looked at her totally confused.
"Well Liberty's been tlking" the teacher replied quietly. Oh no I thought what could she be saying that is causing this kind of sympathy, the teacher contined, "Liberty said that her daddy had to go to jail last night and he has to go back every night and they let him out during the day" She then looked at me and said quite sincerely "Is it like a work release program."
Well when she said this I burst out laughing, "Well sort of" I replied, "I realease him to go to work. My husband works for the Sheriff's department. He's the medical officer and he had to work a night shift for a few weeks."
The teacher started laughing so hard I thought she was going to cry. Now we make a special point to explain to Liberty what her Daddy does with his time.[clapping]


That is funny!

B.J.
11-20-2007, 12:01 PM
Yeah I told my dh about it and he told all his friends at work and then he came home with all sorts of stories like ours. The city police captains daughter apparently said at career day when asked what her daddy does she said he tied people up and shot them. Yeah it's funny what little ones can come up with

plaid
12-10-2007, 02:31 PM
My kiddies are having a tea party and I can hear my just turned 3yr. old son saying " This is so delighted~right Elody! This is so delighted!" hee hee they make me smile!

ChelleFish
02-12-2008, 05:42 PM
My almost 4 year old son like his Veggietales...especially Larry the "Coomonger" ;-)

Timmys mom
02-25-2008, 09:13 AM
Yeah Timmy likes Veggie tales too, and one day he came up to me and said "Larryboy is a bad hero." To which I replied, "I don't think theres any such thing as a bad hero. Hero's are good." And he said, "No mom, he says I am bad hero!" And I couldn't help but laugh, I tried to explain that Larryboy was saying "I am that hero." But that does sound an awful lot like bad.

cjropher
03-06-2008, 03:34 PM
Found this at one of the blogs I visit:

http://boomama.net/

I looked at my child straight in the eyes and said, “A? You make sure you mind your grandparents, okay? Have an obedient heart, okay?” And he looked right back at me for about five full seconds, and then he whispered:
“It’s okay, Mama. Remember? I’m at my grandparents’ house. I can do whatever I want here.”
I do believe he’s figured out the system.



J has told me nearly the exact same thing! LOL [halo]

Cheryl
03-06-2008, 05:27 PM
Just today Charlotte and I were waiting at a stop light and she sees this truck-like thing and exclaims, "There's the Kleenex, Mommy!" Hmmmmm...."What's a Kleenex, Charlotte?" "That's the truck that cleans the streets!"

Gotcha! :mrgreen:

mamallama
03-18-2008, 04:33 PM
Today Gracie said, "I know all the names of the planets - Martha, Jude..." [rofl]

Jessy
04-05-2008, 11:42 PM
I just remembered this and had to share! Since there are so many kids in my family every year at Christmas we do a name draw with all of them to determine who they get to buy a gift for. Well it was drawing day and we kept telling my 3 y/o nephew that he needed to come draw a name out, he kept getting upset and finally went and sat down and was kind of sulking, we ask him what was wrong, he said I can't draw, I can only scribble, it was kinda sad but after we explained to him what we meant, we all had a good laugh :) [rotfl]

NZMummy
07-30-2008, 05:07 AM
We were in the park the other day and ds (aged 4) saw a car go past. He said, "Look Mummy, that car is just like Lightning McQueen.....just a different shape... and a different color" :-?

Timmys mom
07-30-2008, 09:08 AM
LOL! Was it a race car?

Madre
07-30-2008, 09:18 AM
I loved reading these. :-D

NZMummy
08-03-2008, 05:04 AM
LOL! Was it a race car?

Well, it sounded like a race car (had a big engine), so I think that this was what he was referring to :).

NZMummy
08-03-2008, 05:19 AM
Here are some more from my son this year:

When little sister was trying on his shoes..."Don't touch my shoes, because they are fast. They have power in them. They are not for little girls"

"Sometimes boys are scared about girls"

"Boys are lazy - they just want someone to look after them" (this is definately not an idea that we have given him - and when I tried to find out where he got this idea from he told me that he thought it up himself)



When he was younger and had behaved badly he used to frequently tell us "I'm going to put my naughtiness in the rubbish bin" (I think that those of you in the US would refer to this as the trash can?). He would then literally walk over to the bin and pretend to thow something in. Then whenever we refused to give him something he started to say "I'm going to throw your 'no' in the rubbish bin" and do the same thing.



I can't wait for dd to start coming out with some of these gems. Toddlers are so entertaining.

hsgreen
10-06-2008, 10:40 PM
Well he didn't really say anything but what he did was so cute!
I have been singing "this little light of mine" to ds (16 months) for a while now, and I have been trying to teach him to do the motions with me. Tonight he finally put up his finger while I sang! Which is so sweet to see. But when I got to the "don't let Satan blow it out" part he sniffed his finger instead of blowing on it. It was so cute.

irishmum2boys
10-06-2008, 10:56 PM
:-D that is great :-D

His butterfly
10-06-2008, 10:59 PM
That is so cute.

tripper
11-01-2008, 05:07 PM
Very cute! :-D

teelee
12-09-2009, 05:24 PM
We use a kitchen timer to help DS with bath time, getting ready for bed etc. Tonight the timer went off before he was done getting a bath which means he doesn't get Wii time. Well after his 10 minute crying fit he calmly told me, "I tell you what, when I get older I'm selling those timers." I thought it was the funniest thing!